Saturday, December 31, 2011

The Bounty Hunter

Special Guest Brooke Edwards joins the boys as they ponder the deep questions such as:

Who wrote this garbage?
Who cast this guy?
Real or Fake (and do you care): GO!

The Worst of 2010 BLAST-list is wrapped!

Happy New Year, everybody!

Sunday, November 27, 2011


It's the dawn of a new day. No, not the movie. The movie sucks. HARD. Just like all the rest. No, this is the first ever Streaming BLAST!

So fire up the Netflix (or whatever), and follow along as we watch this mess come flyin' in over the internets.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

The Wolfman

Happy Halloween 'Phemers! Enjoy the gore!

Also enjoy all the gross special effects in the movie!

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Dinner For Schmucks

So... who are the real schmucks? The idiots that these horrible people invite to a dinner in order to make fun of them?

Or the idiots that sat through the whole movie?

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Sunday, August 14, 2011


Not a poorly reviewed movie, overall. In fact, in the days leading up to the BLAST, it was suggested that someone may be interested in actually defending it.


Do you care about the baby-crazy psycho scientist with mommy issues, or the other scientist who seems almost normal, but turns out to be REALLY crazy?

We BLAST this in the name of all that is good and true in this world. You are welcome.

Saturday, May 14, 2011


Aliens have invaded! And they need brains!

This could have been the best ID4/Matrix/War of the Worlds/FaceOff/Terminator mash-up ever. If only it had been good. Even a little bit.

Almost everyone dies, which you can mark in the "win" column

Monday, April 4, 2011

Sex & The City 2

Some BLASTs are endurance races, some are short and terrible, this one is a terrible endurance race.

Luckily, the BLAST Kittens took care of the bulk of the nonsense.

2011 Kittens:

Shannon Muchow
Lisa K. Wyatt
Deidre Moore
Retta Putignano
Laura Smith

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Howard the Duck

FINALLY!  Here it is... Howard the Duck. 

It couldn't escape its destiny forever.

Special Guest!  BLASTphemer David G.

Also: higher quality audio (bigger file, too)

Friday, January 28, 2011

Oh, shit.

Yeah, we're comin' back.  For now, find us on the new-fangled social networking sites:


Theme for 2011:  Top 10 worst movies of 2010

c u soon!